Who’s this Douchebag?

Well here we go, let’s see if I can write a simple about me. Also if you thought this was going to be a homestuck style bio, you were wrong.

  • My name’s Chelsea
  • I’m a 20 year old university student who is unable to make up my mind over majoring in Anthropology or Archaeology
  • I live in Ontario, Canada. I generally dislike Ontario and plan to leave it in a few years for Vancouver or London
  • I draw. A lot.
  • I quite enjoy puns and things that most people probably find offensive. My sense of humour is terrible
  • Life goal is to take over Hamleys and become heiress to the Tunnock company. This is after I take over the world and become Grand Empress of course
  • Oh, because I’m hugely obsessed with Homestuck:My land is that Land of Fae and Frogs, my title’s the Rogue of Space, my strife specibus is stickkind (currently using unicorn chopsticks) and my fetch modus would be autocorrect.

I like posting lots of stuff. This blog can be a little NSFW 

Whoa, check out those italics

  • Harry Potter
  • Doctor Who
  • Homestuck
  • Supernatural
  • Game of Thrones
  • My Little Pony
  • Pokemon
  • Sherlock
  • Lots of sea life
  • Blue Ringed Octopi
  • Sexy Ladies
  • Drawings or Paintings I did. I even have a super cool art tag
  • Me saying things, which usually consists of me complaining. BUT GOSH DO I LOVE TO COMPLAIN.
  • Or me thinking random stuff and posting it. There’s sure to be some real gems in there.
  • Live blogging. I’m really sorry guys, me liveblogging is the absolute worst. And apparently sounds like an orgy?
  • Also Cats
  • And other junk

If you want to talk to me, go right ahead, leave a message or something. I love to talk, but I’m freakishly shy about making the first move, so you do it

  • If you want my skype or steam (like a boss) or anything, just send me a message

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